It's sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels.
Does anyone know how long you can put chicken in the freezer? I put one in last night and it was dead this morning.
They say the memory is the second thing to go. I don't remember the first.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Sometimes when I'm trying to talk I get my tongue twisted around my eyetooth and can't see what I'm saying.
